Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under
one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything
from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown Academy have
already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point
located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called  clown
chakra.
If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if their
relationship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health; if they have a need to
sue people; if they find fault with their brother; then obviously their clown
chakra is closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a
high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and
when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a
happy face.
The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has
projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that
is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore
saying, “I Lack Love”, or ILL for short. The scientists also discovered that
all disease is due to the fact that the cells are “out of ease” or “dis-eased”.
When the clown chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly,
the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment,
grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy into tiny red
heart-shaped balloons.  The red heart balloons contain God’s Love and Joy.  
These balloons are directed to the “dis-eased” cell or situation, and a happy
face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is
gone.
Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that
when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends – they
experience being back home with the Father and hence are no longer an
orphan.  This is the well known “end orphan” (endorphin) effect.  So if you
think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you
visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons filled with God’s Love
and Joy.  Remember to keep your clown chakra open and remember to laugh .
seriousness
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reincarnation
SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE
by Saskia Davis
Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace. The hearts of a great
many have already been exposed to inner peace and it is possible that
people everywhere could come down with it in epidemic proportions.
This could pose a serious threat to what has, up to now, been a fairly
stable condition of conflict in the world.
1. A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experience.
2. An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
3. A loss of interest in judging other people.
4. A loss of interest in judging self.
5. A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others.
6. A loss of interest in conflict.
7. A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious
symptom.)
8. Frequent attacks of smiling.
9. An increased tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen.
10. An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others
and the uncontrollable urge to extend it.
WARNING: If you have some or all of the
above symptoms, please be advised that your
condition of inner peace may be so far
advanced as to not be curable. If you are
exposed to anyone exhibiting any of these
symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk.


Have you ever noticed
That nature reserves
The times of sunrise and sunset
For contemplation?

On these occasions
The winds are stilled -
The lake’s surface
Is quieted to a glassy smoothness -
Even the leaves relax
Into heightened sensitivity
As the glory of dawn unfolds.

And have you observed
That the stillness of the water
Magnifies the beauty of sunset -
Making of that half
Above the horizon
A completed whole?
There is a reflective surface
In the depths of your being
Which is more cunningly contrived
Than the simple liquid place of the lake.

And if you learn
To still the winds of action
In your mind,
This mirror will reflect
Such beauty and peace and
understanding
As the lake never sees
And words cannot tell.

Bradford Shank
clown chakra