Not a single one involves wearing a Super Mario t-shirt. Successfully hitting on a stripper is serious business. Like setting up fireworks, if successful the end result will be a wonderful show of lights and sounds, but getting there can be deadly. But how does one go about picking up a gorgeous gal in-between stuffing singles and watching a bouncer, who could crush walnuts in his nostrils, escort her off stage? Party Earth decided to find out, and sent an intern on what was undoubtedly the greatest homework assignment of his entire life. We had him ask strippers at several clubs in LA what a man has to do to turn an exotic dancer into an exotic girlfriend.
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You're probably not the whole package, but you're going to have to become the whole package — fast. Everybody deals with different challenges that they have to overcome. Personally I didn't have a background in dancing at all. So I struggled a little bit, but it wasn't that big of a deal.
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Meet Chase Kelly. Through her website, Survive the Club , she offers advice, insight, and one-on-one coaching. I was going through an ugly break up, I had been dancing for five years but hadn't saved a dime, and I was having a hard time figuring out how to be an adult. Between my love life, the shame of being broke, and the newfound realization that my childhood was more traumatic than I had recognized, I was ready for a full-fledged recommitment to myself. Heartbreak made it hard to get out of bed, but I had bills to pay, so I made it to the club.